Saturday, November 27, 2010

Weekly Joke #6

Movies...

Here are some things we learn from the Movies:

-All grocery bags contain atleast one loaf of French bread.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps

-The ventilation system of any building  is the perfect hiding place. No one will think of looking you there, and you can easily travel to any part of the building

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on

-A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious  beating,but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight  involving material arts - your enemies  will wait patiently  to attack you one by one, by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their gang members.

-Most laptop & computers are powerful enough to override  the communication systems of any invading aliens civilization

-One of my fav took from the book :D