Caution: These jokes are kindda dirty. Dont read if u get horny easily.
The Press
On a political rally, a politician was arrested. Why??? A woman journalist was walking around with a badge that said "Press", so he did.
Pinochio
"I wish I can be like Pinochio, but a little bit different."
"Like how?"
"Everytime I lie,my penis grow longer."
"Why?"
"When I lie about my penis is 20inch long,the girl will found out that it is true."
